Parenting physics

Parenting physics

The level to which you fantasize about the productive, cooperative, loving, sweet-spawn evening you will have when you get home from work is the same level to which said spawn will stomp their stank-ass feet all over those fantasies. In other words, any parenting action on your part will engender an opposite, soul-crushing reaction on the part of your kids. 

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go see if I can stop my eye from twitching. 

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